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Darkside7000

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Australia
Job: Student - Year 11

Darkside7000 - stat whore. Ranked in the top 30 Reviewers, top 200 posters and have way too many shit flash. I'm normally hanging out on the General Board or the Where Is/How To board, so drop me a line. "Hail to the king baby."

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Darkside7000

Calling All Paedophiles (Phone Number Included!)

Posted by Darkside7000 Aug. 28, 2007 @ 3:42 AM EDT

(If you want me to review your submissions, just post them below!)

Hi. I am a young, supple 16 year old boy seeking an older companion. Please get in contact with my ASAP if you are looking for a good time. My phone number is 0431124419. Included below is a picture of me.

Luv Darkside7000
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Total Days: 27
Saturday: 1
Zendra: 1
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Zerok: 1

11th, June, 08: 5 Day Banning
Reason: Response to thread: "What a fag" Not even as a joke. Don't do it.
Mod: gumOnShoe

31st, May, 08: 1 Day Banning
Reason: Response to thread: You have been banned for posting in a spam thread, entitled "You know the rules...."
Mod: ???

7th, Apr, 08: 3 Day Banning
Reason: Response to thread: You have been banned for posting in a spam thread, entitled "Underpants gnomes attacked me!"
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23th, Mar, 08: 1 Day Banning
Reason: Response to thread: You have been banned for posting in a spam thread, entitled "1 rate my penis!."
Mod: ???

20th, Mar, 08: 3 Day Banning
Reason: Jumping the Kappa Mikey fagwagon: www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/878906
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Mod: Zendra

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15th, Jan, 08: 7 Day Banning
Reason: Response to thread: "Oh good. Then TL;DR you faggot." I hope this ban message isn't tl;dr, because I am going to explain the reasons you were banned. 1) you created a fake comment of the poster, 2) you took the time to respond tl;dr- which is clearly against the rules, and 3) you used the word "faggot" - also against the rules. Don't do it again, mmk? Mmk.
Mod: Saturday
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154 Comments

Aug. 28, 2007 | 4:14 AM Sevkat says:

How is the pic related, it smells like sausage

Aug. 29, 2007 | 2:32 AM Darkside7000 responds:

He's covered wars, ya know. He deserves a spot in my blog.

(lol i changed teh pic zomg)

Updated: Oct. 5, 2007, 2:48 AM

Aug. 28, 2007 | 4:33 AM Sevkat says:

When's ZR going to open, again?

Aug. 29, 2007 | 2:32 AM Darkside7000 responds:

It was haxxed.


Aug. 28, 2007 | 6:59 AM Sticky says:

On a scale of weak to super fu*cking awesome you are a "tubular"

Aug. 29, 2007 | 2:32 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Gnarly.


Aug. 28, 2007 | 7:32 AM Billy-Bean says:

Tehehe.

Aug. 29, 2007 | 2:32 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Thanks.


Aug. 29, 2007 | 2:11 AM craigalan says:

You're so great you get me pregnant from the sight of your e-penis.

Aug. 29, 2007 | 2:33 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Luv :)


Aug. 29, 2007 | 2:45 AM craigalan says:

I just noticed your wrench is bloody do you like it rough like that baby? :P

Aug. 30, 2007 | 10:16 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Yeah baby!


Aug. 29, 2007 | 3:58 AM The-Donkey says:

Can we have hot crazy cow sex? Its the best kind.

Aug. 30, 2007 | 10:16 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Ewww


Aug. 29, 2007 | 4:35 AM NaughtyOttsel55 says:

"Please boss! Don't put that damn bag on my face! Don't put me in the dark! I'm afraid of the dark." John said pleadingly. "Alright, I'll take it off." Darkside7000 whispered. "Roll on two." Darkside7000 said. One of the gaurd pulled the lever and electrocuted John to his death. Darkside7000 and the other gaurds hold back their tears as they watch an innocent man's life starts to fade away........

Aug. 30, 2007 | 10:16 PM Darkside7000 responds:

dfgdfgdfg


Aug. 30, 2007 | 2:51 AM Orange-Jews says:

fuck you

Aug. 30, 2007 | 10:15 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Go away. Please.


Aug. 30, 2007 | 6:15 AM The-evil-bucket says:

IM A APPRECIATING!

Aug. 30, 2007 | 10:16 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Thanks TEB old pal!


Aug. 30, 2007 | 10:29 AM Superperpel says:

I HOPE YOU CHEW OFF MY BALLS IN THE COMING SPRING

Aug. 30, 2007 | 10:15 PM Darkside7000 responds:

That can be arranged.


Aug. 30, 2007 | 9:59 PM straightpimpin1 says:

dude ur da bomb!!!!!

Aug. 30, 2007 | 10:15 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Coolio.


Aug. 30, 2007 | 10:22 PM The-Great-One says:

You are AWESOME!

Aug. 31, 2007 | 1:48 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I know, I know!


Aug. 31, 2007 | 2:19 AM Rebbay says:

You're great, and awesome, and super, and fantastic... Uhh... And... Hold on, *checks thesaurus* Excellent, fine, glorious, grand, royal, sublime.... Need I go on?

Aug. 31, 2007 | 9:19 AM Darkside7000 responds:

No. That'll be all.


Aug. 31, 2007 | 4:29 PM SBB says:

how great you are?

three.

Sep. 1, 2007 | 12:01 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Thanks.


Aug. 31, 2007 | 6:25 PM poolkill says:

I want to touch your 'Manly' hair.

Sep. 1, 2007 | 12:01 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Women have hair down there too.

Updated: Sep. 1, 2007, 12:01 AM

Aug. 31, 2007 | 6:28 PM Bomshaw says:

What the guy above said

Sep. 1, 2007 | 12:01 AM Darkside7000 responds:

See above response.


Aug. 31, 2007 | 6:34 PM AntlMatter says:

Because you told me to.

Sep. 1, 2007 | 12:01 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Ok?


Sep. 1, 2007 | 2:02 AM CsSnake6 says:

What is that pic from? did u make it? I'm confused.

or am I retarded?
or perhaps stoned?
Hold on.
*Stares at wall and gets an erection*
Yeah, I'm stoned.

I have no idea why I'm here other than to watch your awsome flash movies.

Sep. 1, 2007 | 9:09 PM Darkside7000 responds:

It's from Dead Rising, and XBox360 game about Zombeh killinz.


Sep. 2, 2007 | 5:36 AM Frank-The-Hedgehog says:

You're awesome, Could you be nice to me from now on? =(

Sep. 3, 2007 | 2:30 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Ok, sorry for being mean :)


Sep. 3, 2007 | 2:58 AM BOZARTH187 says:

Your great. Dead rising sucks.

Sep. 3, 2007 | 6:32 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Dead Rising is a great game.
I am great.
You are great.


Sep. 6, 2007 | 3:43 AM Postcount says:

What the guy above said

Sep. 7, 2007 | 10:24 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I'm just trying to be a better person. My Name Is Earl!


Sep. 7, 2007 | 4:25 AM craigalan says:

That game needed zombified tits. It was fun but zombie sex woulda made it epic...maybe one day :(.

Sep. 7, 2007 | 10:24 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Erotic photo's gross enough.

Zombie porn is just a big no no.


Sep. 7, 2007 | 7:42 PM TheRealGreenEagle says:

Yea, awsome you may be, but you are still an immature FUCK!
(I HAD to say that)

Sep. 8, 2007 | 11:07 AM Darkside7000 responds:

gfdg


Sep. 8, 2007 | 4:55 AM craigalan says:

Ever watch masters of horror? You should check it out. It's pretty cool one of my favorite series besides dexter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33U_uW OOmN0&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpyJMf DhdN0 (serial killer of serial killers)

Sep. 8, 2007 | 11:07 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I'll have a look later.


Sep. 9, 2007 | 11:59 AM Warthlord says:

YOU PWN!

Sep. 10, 2007 | 5:07 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Thanks.


Sep. 10, 2007 | 7:54 PM AlexJS says:

YOU'RE AWESOME.

Now, where's mah muffin?

Sep. 12, 2007 | 2:54 AM Darkside7000 responds:

It's in the oven.


Sep. 13, 2007 | 8:05 PM smicothegreat says:

i really think you suck, remember me, the level 3 dork, well i'm level 7 and i've gotten bigger.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SMICO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep. 15, 2007 | 1:03 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Cool. Now shut up.


Sep. 15, 2007 | 8:05 PM smicothegreat says:

why the heck do you keep saying shut up to me. i mean i've gotten cooler, i've got a few friends, i've fought with high level people, whatcha gotta do to impress you!!!!!!!

Sep. 16, 2007 | 12:10 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Suck my balls.


Sep. 16, 2007 | 10:10 AM smicothegreat says:

AHH i'l let your followers do that, and they might throw in a little buttkissing too!!!!!!

Sep. 17, 2007 | 6:17 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Sounds like a plan.


Sep. 19, 2007 | 12:33 PM barry1994 says:

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Oh and aids

Sep. 20, 2007 | 1:51 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Everyone has AIDS!


Sep. 20, 2007 | 7:58 PM Valjylmyr says:

Like Jade said, you're colorist.

Sep. 20, 2007 | 8:27 PM Darkside7000 responds:

No. I'm Australian, so I'm a colourist.


Sep. 21, 2007 | 3:52 AM craigalan says:

Aids was made by a mutated strain of siv. Which then a hunter either shot a monkey or a monkey was eaten creating hiv then aids. But anyway i'm bored.

Sep. 21, 2007 | 6:27 PM Darkside7000 responds:

It could have also been transferred through sexings with said monkey.

Welcome back.

Updated: Sep. 21, 2007, 6:28 PM

Sep. 23, 2007 | 5:32 PM ladiesman2117 says:

take ur ugly penis face of the internet no one wants to see that thing

Sep. 23, 2007 | 9:34 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Get your shit grammer and spelling out of my blog! Noone wants to see it here!


Sep. 26, 2007 | 2:29 AM FrozenSheep says:

You're great.

Sep. 26, 2007 | 5:17 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Ha, thanks :)


Sep. 26, 2007 | 10:59 AM DanWandin says:

That guy should be wearing the mega man helmet with the clothes you get from the kiddy shop. i didn't like that game.

"Cool. Now Shut Up" is probably the funniest thing you could say to a newb. kudos.

Sep. 26, 2007 | 12:28 PM Darkside7000 responds:

I think it's a great game, kinda annoying when theres no cases left to do though :(


Sep. 26, 2007 | 12:31 PM MattHarty says:

Make more pokemon clips they make me hard :3

Sep. 26, 2007 | 10:41 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Ok, perhaps you would like to submit one?


Sep. 26, 2007 | 5:15 PM Pheonixxx says:

Fuck you bitch.

Sep. 26, 2007 | 10:41 PM Darkside7000 responds:

OUCH THAT FUCKING HURTS BITCH BUT I WILL FORGIVE YOU!


Sep. 27, 2007 | 6:12 AM Theslav says:

OMG! VENASAUR GET!!!!1!

EPIC LOLZ!

(end caps and sarcasm)

:)

Sep. 27, 2007 | 10:44 AM Darkside7000 responds:

LOL CHARMANDER GET!


Sep. 27, 2007 | 9:09 AM Narfer says:

I dont know you too much but i hear about you on the forums...
I'll give a seven 7 from a 0/10 rating...

Sep. 27, 2007 | 10:44 AM Darkside7000 responds:

So... a 7/10. Thanks Narfer old chum.


Sep. 27, 2007 | 1:56 PM MattHarty says:

I sorry I would like to help you with Pokemon but I've never used flashed before ;_; But I will keep 5'ing and 10/10ing your movies sir because you are good. Good like Space Jam.

Sep. 27, 2007 | 11:15 PM Darkside7000 responds:

I used to love that movie...


Sep. 27, 2007 | 8:34 PM greensucksbluerules says:

Only if you make a third NG BBS movie.

Sep. 27, 2007 | 11:15 PM Darkside7000 responds:

I will soon good sir.


Sep. 28, 2007 | 2:49 AM FrozenSheep says:

YOU SHOULD HAVE WORN A HELMET

Sep. 28, 2007 | 6:42 AM Darkside7000 responds:

My stars, how I forgot!


Sep. 28, 2007 | 9:33 AM Aci6 says:

I know that you spam your reviews, you don't watch the flash.

Sep. 28, 2007 | 9:40 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Wah? I actually watch them all.

Infact if you read my reviews I mention alot of stuff that happened IN the flash. How would I know what happened if I don't watch them?


Sep. 28, 2007 | 11:09 AM Jin says:

I remember you because you beat me in iSketch.

Sep. 28, 2007 | 11:40 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I used to dominate in iSketch :)

Good times, good times.

Updated: Sep. 28, 2007, 11:41 AM

Sep. 28, 2007 | 6:12 PM smicothegreat says:

level eight, i rule, wayyyyyyyyyyyy to much, !!!!!!!!!!SMICO RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

Sep. 29, 2007 | 1:46 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I could ban you from my blog right now, but I'm actually enjoying this little show.

See you when you hit level nine :)


Sep. 29, 2007 | 9:35 AM smicothegreat says:

THANKS!!!! +9 respect points!!!!!!!

Sep. 29, 2007 | 10:09 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Yay. Just 25 more until I rank up to Balla!


Sep. 29, 2007 | 12:00 PM smicothegreat says:

be breezy dawg, be breezy,+3 R-E-S-PE-C-T PINTS sockittome,sockittomesockittome,socki ttome,sockittome,sockittome,sockittom e,sockittome.

Sep. 30, 2007 | 12:21 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Ah yeah! It's about to get hot up in here!


Sep. 29, 2007 | 2:09 PM Pheonixxx says:

Fuck you bitch.

Sep. 30, 2007 | 12:21 AM Darkside7000 responds:

D:

Who are you again?


Sep. 30, 2007 | 1:40 AM hollyRuZ says:

wat the hell

Sep. 30, 2007 | 6:48 AM Darkside7000 responds:

What the crap? GET THE CRAP OUT!


Oct. 2, 2007 | 9:45 AM nrenteria says:

Whats the big deal about you, everyone seems to worship you.

Oct. 2, 2007 | 11:06 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Uh, I'm awesome.


Oct. 3, 2007 | 5:27 AM Theslav says:

Tell me its not you Darkside!

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Seal_Clu b

Oct. 3, 2007 | 6:39 AM Darkside7000 responds:

It's this Darkside:
http://darkside5000.newgrounds.co m
I made a gang when I first joined, that was another member.


Oct. 3, 2007 | 7:14 AM UberKuri says:

'Gratz on the level up man ;)

I'd be level 23 aswell if I hadn't left NG for a while +.+

And I like the pictar, got more of them?

Oct. 3, 2007 | 7:26 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Thanks :)

I left NG for awhile to and was to lazy to even both logging on just for the 10xp, but ohwell.

And google has all the pics you need :)


Oct. 3, 2007 | 7:38 AM UberKuri says:

Oooft, I need a direct link.

Oct. 4, 2007 | 7:25 AM Darkside7000 responds:

lol i just googled it in google images


Oct. 3, 2007 | 6:20 PM Theslav says:

Asif Darkside5000 isn't you.
You both have the same girl in your blog...

Oct. 4, 2007 | 7:25 AM Darkside7000 responds:

its my sister


Oct. 3, 2007 | 8:27 PM UberKuri says:

Lol, I saw Darkside5000's pic... and NO THANKS

D=

Oct. 4, 2007 | 7:25 AM Darkside7000 responds:

lol


Oct. 4, 2007 | 7:22 AM smicothegreat says:

hmmmmm, your cooler today

Oct. 4, 2007 | 7:25 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I got new glasses.

Or perhaps it is the kitty in my blog?


Oct. 5, 2007 | 7:20 AM MissingNYC says:

nice pussy!... LOL

anyway, thanks for the PM... dont let ZR get screwed again


Oct. 5, 2007 | 11:55 PM Jozzalanco says:

SYTYK Mario Party?
Mouse Frenzy
Mouse Frenzy 2
Mouse Frenzy 3
Trivia Time!
Trivia Time! 2

Could you please review them thanx! xoxo


Oct. 6, 2007 | 6:01 AM Cheekyvincent says:

on a relevant topic, does the cat have fiv (aids for cats)


Oct. 7, 2007 | 3:39 PM Lennaerd says:

Wow?! how many accounts did you make to make a comment here? x


Oct. 9, 2007 | 7:59 PM stybayo says:

meh.


Oct. 9, 2007 | 11:10 PM Sevkat says:

ZR is dead D:<


Oct. 10, 2007 | 12:27 AM VENOM9000 says:

THATS CUTE!


Oct. 12, 2007 | 5:10 PM Eltelelel says:

cute x3


Oct. 13, 2007 | 11:33 PM Superperpel says:

YEY DARKSIZEEEE1!RFREIRJE3IRJOEFTREJTRIUT RTIJRJTOGKIFDRGJROGFDGLKFRGMRJOIJ


Oct. 16, 2007 | 11:16 PM Lazy-Dan35 says:

Hmmmm....just stumbled onto this page....and after much thought I have to say....

Something that is probably yhe most important thing you'll ever hear in your life...
Something that is so extremmely awesome that your head will explode at the sound of it...and the word is.....what this page reminded me of...Dead rising totally kicks ass. (actually thats like 5 words, but what the fuck its so true)

Dec. 5, 2007 | 7:07 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I... fucking... agree...


Oct. 17, 2007 | 4:23 AM craigalan says:

What kinda music does a great person listen to?


Oct. 18, 2007 | 7:04 PM FrozenSheep says:

^__^


Oct. 21, 2007 | 12:27 PM Pheonixxx says:

Fuck you bitch.


Oct. 25, 2007 | 11:18 PM gandalf-rulz says:

I'm a idiot...you are gayer than your computer


Oct. 31, 2007 | 3:25 AM Aci6 says:

But the composer was good!

Dec. 5, 2007 | 7:07 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Naw it sucked.


Nov. 6, 2007 | 5:21 PM sebnielly1 says:

Cat


Nov. 6, 2007 | 10:19 PM Sevkat says:

8=====>


Nov. 17, 2007 | 4:33 AM N0nsense says:

Nice work


Nov. 25, 2007 | 5:00 AM TheRealGreenEagle says:

Kitten smells like zomg. Kitten is awesome, and so are you, and so am I.


Nov. 27, 2007 | 1:08 AM SevenSeize says:

I haven't seen you on the BBS much lately til today.

What's been up man?

Dec. 5, 2007 | 7:08 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Not alot, just got tired of the BBS. And was spending alot of time with my one week girlfriend before she became a total bitch.


Nov. 30, 2007 | 8:25 PM Hacksign5 says:

The only new joke on your "decline 4" was you.


Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:09 AM Ronald-McDonald-LoL says:

Bend over and feel the appreciation.


Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:48 AM RedCoin says:

You are rubbish!


Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:57 AM McJesus says:

You are 7.5 GigaAwesomes.


Dec. 1, 2007 | 2:58 AM McJesus says:

And I'd love all of my flashes to be reviewed. :D

Dec. 5, 2007 | 7:09 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Been away, but I'll get reviewing soon.


Dec. 7, 2007 | 8:52 AM WritersBlock says:

I liked the part where you beat up that kid for that game.
That makes you uber great. You're like a dwarf amongst midgets.
[ass kissing/]

Dec. 8, 2007 | 12:36 AM Darkside7000 responds:

The kid was a little smart ass anyway.


Dec. 7, 2007 | 3:51 PM DaxterDude says:

Secks to you too

Dec. 8, 2007 | 12:36 AM Darkside7000 responds:

:))))


Dec. 8, 2007 | 7:04 PM straightpimpin1 says:

cartman really needs 2 be the president!

Dec. 10, 2007 | 10:12 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I agree. South Park the movie TWO?


Dec. 9, 2007 | 11:00 AM Lost-Wisdom says:

You remember me? :D

Dec. 10, 2007 | 10:13 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Should I?


Dec. 13, 2007 | 1:52 AM N0nsense says:

HAHA LOL
Funny Pic.

Dec. 15, 2007 | 3:56 AM Darkside7000 responds:

klol


Dec. 13, 2007 | 3:06 PM aGhostlycobra says:

Your cock. My mouth.

Dec. 15, 2007 | 3:57 AM Darkside7000 responds:

klol


Dec. 16, 2007 | 3:14 AM Shadow0fDeath says:

I LOVE YOU SO BAD.


Dec. 16, 2007 | 7:52 PM BareNakedMike says:

How come i've never seen you around before?


Dec. 25, 2007 | 4:40 PM puddinN64 says:

you're my hero! Merry X-mas!

Dec. 25, 2007 | 10:26 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Merry XMas to thou to!


Dec. 29, 2007 | 1:02 PM keatnisher says:

NG BBS 3 PLZ

Dec. 30, 2007 | 1:48 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Sometime.


Dec. 31, 2007 | 6:11 AM silentkat says:

100th Comment.


Jan. 2, 2008 | 8:07 PM SpikeAlpha says:

Every time I see your name, my pants immediately come off. God, I don't think any of that time is wasteful. Please, don't be gentle.


Jan. 6, 2008 | 11:56 AM The-Great-One says:

<appreciate>

Yeah For You
Here is Fortune Cookie

"You will be appreciated today"

</appreciate>


Jan. 10, 2008 | 9:51 AM Ragnarokia says:

Hail to the King, baby.


Jan. 11, 2008 | 11:06 PM keatnisher says:

u live in australia and you are a good animator so HA!


Jan. 12, 2008 | 8:32 PM straightpimpin1 says:

army of darkness KICKS ASS!

Jan. 13, 2008 | 1:11 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I agree pimpin.


Jan. 13, 2008 | 3:45 AM UberKuri says:

Chugalugmegug?

Chink.


Jan. 17, 2008 | 8:46 PM Sevkat says:

penis.


Jan. 18, 2008 | 9:20 AM DanWandin says:

AOD wasn't as good as 1 or 2, but I must say it is awesome.
"Yo, She-Bitch *Chick-Chick*... Lets go"

I love all Evil Dead movies, kudos to you DS7000!!

Feb. 8, 2008 | 12:59 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Personally, I prefer AoD over ED1&2, but that's not to say they all weren't awesome.

"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun."

Kudos to thou for commenting.


Feb. 7, 2008 | 8:04 AM sumidiotdude says:

I dig your Young Chuck Norris picture.

Feb. 8, 2008 | 1:00 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Some have called me his exact Doppelganger.


Feb. 8, 2008 | 5:36 AM SadisticMonkey says:

Best poster on the whole damn BBS.
Nearly anyway.

Feb. 13, 2008 | 11:30 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Well, I'm no Yoshi77777777777777 or SmicoTheGreat.


Feb. 9, 2008 | 5:55 AM Aci6 says:

God, my most reviews in a day stretchs to about 123.
And once I was posting 100 posts a night for three nights until a sudden ban slowed me down.
I don't even post that much anymore... hmm.
Anyway, how've you been Darkside?
How's year 11 (I assume)?

Feb. 13, 2008 | 11:30 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Year 11 has been a breeze so far. And I noticed you hadn't been around lately, what's been up with you man? I assume real life shit.

And congrats on making it to the top 100 reviewers.


Feb. 12, 2008 | 5:10 AM Kyothine says:

Yoshi77777 needs to learn that he isn't important. Read this: http://kyothine.newgrounds.com/news/p ost/78974

Feb. 13, 2008 | 11:31 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Yoshi777777777 for mod... Just saying it makes me feel ill.


Feb. 13, 2008 | 11:00 PM Sashuno says:

You're awesome, dude.

Feb. 13, 2008 | 11:32 PM Darkside7000 responds:

...

Will you be my valentines? =(


Feb. 23, 2008 | 10:54 PM Dew says:

Only 125 in a week? Lol, that's easy to get : p 65 in a day isn't bad though, my best is 52 I believe.. I think I broke 30 posts once or twice, but not more than that.. I only have like 330 in my inbox. Ah well.


Feb. 24, 2008 | 6:03 AM SCUD14 says:

FAGGOT IS AGAINST THE RULES FAGGOTLOL

Mods need to pull the sticks out of their cracks.


Feb. 24, 2008 | 10:01 AM Dew says:

It took awhile to get back to you, but I have finally passed you in the review column.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:04 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Yeah I noticed, you blew straight pass me. I have to start reviewing more.


Feb. 25, 2008 | 6:49 AM Sticky says:

Oh well if you're looking for something to review...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /409737


Mar. 2, 2008 | 8:59 PM straightpimpin1 says:

man you still doing this post? lol

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:05 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Yep. I made a new one but MegaBallinPimpSev wanted me to bring repost my new post here instead, I think it's because he has the first comment ^_^


Mar. 3, 2008 | 10:12 AM DanWandin says:

In year 12 the guidance councellor or whatever the fuck her job was told me that I was an emo, for listening to techno, rave, 70's, classical music and system of a down.

I was popular among my peers and went to parties as often as I could, 3 that year before she saw and told me.

And she also said that I wasn't going to get into Uni without my VCE, but I proved her wrong again and got into cert IV information technology.

2 months later she was fired, she had an encounter with a student (they were kissing at the formal or something) and the school recieved too many complaints about her.

OH and I egged her car once, I laffed.
So watch out for bitches like that in year 12 DS.

Cheers.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:06 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Luckily the councilors at our school are actually alright people. I've never actually needed to see one, but I've talked to our schools councilor a couple of times on a personal level.


Mar. 7, 2008 | 5:50 PM Extremewookie says:

Just read your Plaza and Hall monitor stories, and I must say, kudos to you my good man! Few things make me laugh when I'm not extremely tired, but both of your stories had me lolling.

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:07 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Glad to hear. Luff!


Mar. 8, 2008 | 6:30 AM Korpen says:

I have srsly no idea what yer doin' here... but by the look of all yer work.. you really don't have a real life do ya?

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:07 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I'm not out partying every chance I get, but I am still moderately popular and get out a bit. I do have some form of a life, yes.


Mar. 9, 2008 | 3:59 AM Theslav says:

You don't happen to live near Southland do you?

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:07 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Responded on your Userpage.


Mar. 16, 2008 | 1:32 PM Gein says:

mmmmmmmmm

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:08 AM Darkside7000 responds:

I've never read a more enlightening statement.


Mar. 19, 2008 | 2:17 AM MissingNYC says:

lol.. keeping a log? how funny

Mar. 20, 2008 | 2:08 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Very much so. Just added another 3 day banning. T_T


Mar. 20, 2008 | 4:50 AM whatisausername says:

why do you have a pic of my next-door neighbor?
O.O

Mar. 20, 2008 | 9:04 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Are you serious?


Mar. 21, 2008 | 3:12 AM whatisausername says:

no. but omg he looks so much like him O.o


Mar. 21, 2008 | 8:00 AM michaelsetiyawan says:

hallo MR. president!


Mar. 23, 2008 | 10:32 AM SPLINTERCELL58 says:

splintercell 58 WAS HERE. %&%


Mar. 25, 2008 | 6:06 AM Tanooki-John says:

Most of these modds are shit anyway and im getting sick of being fucking review banned just because I make an honest review on a bunch of shit flash that actualy tells the truth about it and just because they say "it's against the faq and rules and regulations" FUCK THAT!! This rules shit violates out freedom of speech and judgement of these flashes. We need to bring the NG army back!


Mar. 28, 2008 | 5:07 AM satanbrain says:

i got better Bans history


Mar. 29, 2008 | 2:05 AM gamerpeepinpa says:

I have my own ban count as well =3


Mar. 30, 2008 | 12:50 AM voter96 says:

wow that looks JUST like a 16 year old.


Mar. 30, 2008 | 7:37 AM aprime says:

Aprime was here,

You just got APRIME'D


Mar. 31, 2008 | 7:39 AM risbolla says:

Mandatory bans are great fun, especially since every mod got their own idea of what a spam thread is.


Apr. 5, 2008 | 7:22 PM Dools says:

AUSTRALIA!!!!!!!!!!! I live thar and it rocks.


Apr. 14, 2008 | 9:28 AM Oddler says:

Hello. My name is R.Kelly and I'm interested in peeing on your face.

My friend Michael J. would love to have a gay (happy gay) sleep over with you and a few other little boys.

Plz, contact me at http://Oddler.newgrounds.com/ for a fun time.


Apr. 18, 2008 | 2:48 AM Jesus-Owns-X says:

What a stat whore.


Apr. 25, 2008 | 7:23 AM AlkaSeltzer says:

touche


Apr. 27, 2008 | 12:19 AM KP94 says:

Simpsons remix


Apr. 27, 2008 | 5:31 AM Curlyboy8 says:

Aussie aussie aussie, oi oi oi!
=D

May. 5, 2008 | 8:49 AM Darkside7000 responds:

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!


May. 5, 2008 | 7:10 AM N0nsense says:

This is Great

May. 5, 2008 | 8:50 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Yeah, tis. I've completely forgot to read these comments. Ah well, can't be assed replying to them all


May. 11, 2008 | 3:27 PM Clock-Ninja says:

Sorry to ask you so late but, howdid the staying awake spree go.

May. 12, 2008 | 3:14 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Swell.


May. 22, 2008 | 5:15 PM sumidiotdude says:

So Chuck, I hear you have a tender kiss...

May. 26, 2008 | 4:28 AM Darkside7000 responds:

And one hell of a kung fu grip.

Just unzip and I'll show you.


May. 25, 2008 | 11:21 AM Oddler says:

You totally look like a 70s male Porn Star

May. 26, 2008 | 4:28 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Thanks. That's kind of what I was aiming for.


Jun. 1, 2008 | 7:38 AM LegendaryAwesome says:

Quite a list youve got there....

Jun. 2, 2008 | 5:23 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Thanks. It's growing.


Jun. 4, 2008 | 3:41 AM MissingNYC says:

mods are nazis


Jun. 8, 2008 | 6:04 PM sharingankakashi13 says:

STOP FUCKING BEATING MY BAN COUNT.

Jun. 11, 2008 | 8:48 AM Darkside7000 responds:

+1

Reason: Response to thread: "What a fag" Not even as a joke. Don't do it.


Jun. 9, 2008 | 9:56 AM CapnCrunchDaPimp says:

Hey, could you review my two flashes, Abortion Shark Iz Ravenuz and Clock Day Disco Date? They're really short, but lulzy, and I'd really appreciate it.

Jun. 18, 2008 | 2:40 AM Darkside7000 responds:

Done.


Jun. 17, 2008 | 4:02 PM CapnCrunchDaPimp says:

Thanks man. I owe you one.

Jun. 18, 2008 | 2:40 AM Darkside7000 responds:

No probs.


Jun. 20, 2008 | 2:49 AM gamerpeepinpa says:

I thought I was the only one with a ban count D:


Jun. 20, 2008 | 5:56 AM aprime says:

U just got APRIME'D


Jul. 2, 2008 | 7:56 AM DontLikeYou says:

I find it amusing how you haven't quit newgrounds yet.

Jul. 2, 2008 | 10:55 PM Darkside7000 responds:

I'm on and off.


Jul. 18, 2008 | 12:20 PM Dew says:

Where is this picture of you?


Aug. 26, 2008 | 4:51 AM AlkaSeltzer says:

Looks like no one has really asked you to review anything, try this http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /455031, it is a masterpiece.


Aug. 26, 2008 | 4:57 AM MissingNYC says:

are you enjoying getting banned or something?


Aug. 31, 2008 | 2:52 AM Theslav says:

Hey man,

How come i havent seen you on General in a while?

I thought you were a regular....

Sep. 3, 2008 | 11:14 PM Darkside7000 responds:

Don't expect to see me back too often.


Sep. 21, 2008 | 11:40 PM higgles says:

WHOA!!! You have shitload of reviews!


Sep. 29, 2008 | 5:35 AM Legend-of-Zelda says:

I just came from rtil's page. I like the quote under his pic. It makes the quote under your pic look really fucking stupid.


Feb. 7, 2009 | 11:19 PM Sevkat says:

My balls are moist.


Apr. 16, 2009 | 6:48 PM Makeshift says:

I've posted more than 64 times a day. i posted like 100something once! :o


Nov. 10, 2009 | 9:30 AM DevilDog016 says:

I give bear hugs to awesome people.

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